Finfolk Productions
Dead Men Tell No Tails Athletic Shorts
$40.00
We're all mermaids at heart all day, everyday. But let's face it, you can't wear a tail everywhere you go. On days you have to trade in your fins for legs, show your true mer spirit with these vibrant, scale shorts. Just throw on a pair and go running, swimming, weight-lifting, or participate in any other activity that pops in your mind.
All apparel is made to order here in the USA! Please allow approximately 7-10 days for creation and shipping!
Cancelled orders will incur a 10% restocking fee
• 91% recycled polyester, 9% spandex
• Fabric weight: 5.13 oz. /yd. ² (174 g/m²)
• Four-way stretch moisture-wicking microfiber fabric
• Breathable and fast-drying material
• UPF50+ protection
• 6.5″ (16.5 cm) inseam
• Elastic waistband with a flat white drawstring
• Mesh side pockets
• No inner lining
• Blank product components sourced from China
All apparel is made to order here in the USA! Please allow approximately 7-10 days for creation and shipping!
Cancelled orders will incur a 10% restocking fee
• 91% recycled polyester, 9% spandex
• Fabric weight: 5.13 oz. /yd. ² (174 g/m²)
• Four-way stretch moisture-wicking microfiber fabric
• Breathable and fast-drying material
• UPF50+ protection
• 6.5″ (16.5 cm) inseam
• Elastic waistband with a flat white drawstring
• Mesh side pockets
• No inner lining
• Blank product components sourced from China
Size guide
WAIST (inches) | HIPS (inches) | |
2XS | 28 ⅜ | 35 ⅜ |
XS | 29 ⅞ | 37 |
S | 31 ½ | 38 ⅝ |
M | 33 ⅛ | 40 ⅛ |
L | 36 ¼ | 43 ¼ |
XL | 39 ⅜ | 46 ½ |
2XL | 42 ½ | 49 ⅝ |
3XL | 45 ⅝ | 52 ¾ |
4XL | 48 ⅞ | 55 ⅞ |
5XL | 52 | 59 |
6XL | 55 ⅛ | 62 ¼ |