• Dead Men Tell No Tails Athletic Shorts
  • Dead Men Tell No Tails Athletic Shorts
  • Dead Men Tell No Tails Athletic Shorts
  • Dead Men Tell No Tails Athletic Shorts
  • Dead Men Tell No Tails Athletic Shorts
  • Dead Men Tell No Tails Athletic Shorts
  • Dead Men Tell No Tails Athletic Shorts
  • Dead Men Tell No Tails Athletic Shorts

Finfolk Productions

Dead Men Tell No Tails Athletic Shorts

$40.00

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We're all mermaids at heart all day, everyday. But let's face it, you can't wear a tail everywhere you go. On days you have to trade in your fins for legs, show your true mer spirit with these vibrant, scale shorts. Just throw on a pair and go running, swimming, weight-lifting, or participate in any other activity that pops in your mind.
All apparel is made to order here in the USA! Please allow approximately 7-10 days for creation and shipping!
Cancelled orders will incur a 10% restocking fee


• 91% recycled polyester, 9% spandex
• Fabric weight: 5.13 oz. /yd. ² (174 g/m²)
• Four-way stretch moisture-wicking microfiber fabric
• Breathable and fast-drying material
• UPF50+ protection
• 6.5″ (16.5 cm) inseam
• Elastic waistband with a flat white drawstring
• Mesh side pockets
• No inner lining
• Blank product components sourced from China

Size guide

  WAIST (inches) HIPS (inches)
2XS 28 ⅜ 35 ⅜
XS 29 ⅞ 37
S 31 ½ 38 ⅝
M 33 ⅛ 40 ⅛
L 36 ¼ 43 ¼
XL 39 ⅜ 46 ½
2XL 42 ½ 49 ⅝
3XL 45 ⅝ 52 ¾
4XL 48 ⅞ 55 ⅞
5XL 52 59
6XL 55 ⅛ 62 ¼

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